COMEDY; OJO AND MY PINK LIPS CREAM

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I have being saving for my pink lips cream for over four months now. The original one was 10k from Jumia, but the company agreed to give me two for 17k, and immediately I began to save towards black Friday.
Oyiza loved guys with pink lips, so I needed to impress my babe. So I started saving to buy two at once, so I can use it to effective stage before December. When my 17k was complete and ready, I ordered for it online, and it was to be delivered to my door step the following month, I was so happy that finally, I was able to starve myself and finally I will be joining the pink lips squad.
A day to the delivery date, OJO my close friend visited me from the village. OJO was funny and lively, we cracked joke all night. He gave me gists about the Eku’echi festival, and how he was among the Odenya-Tekwu team, he told me about how he ordered his Masquerade to almost break Silifatu Father’s head, because he refuse him dating his daughter. The night was very lively and full with jokes and funny stories that we slept late, coupled with the fact that he was just explaining how broke he was and how things were hard for him.
The next day, I dressed up and left for work, leaving OJO in charge of the house. When it was 10am, the company sent me a text informing me that my goods was ready for delivery, I gave them my house address and told them that I shall transfer the cash as soon as the delivery is confirmed by my brother OJO. An hour later, the delivery man called me and OJO testified that it has been delivered, so I closed eyes and paid the man, leaving my account on zero naira.
I was so eager to get home and confirm the cream’s effectiveness. But on reaching home, I met OJO tying towel.

“Nyase Ramoni”, He greeted

” Nyehi OJO”, I said,
“How far, why you tie towel by this time”, I asked,
He then smiled and said

” NO MIND ME JOR, I just shower some minutes ago, NA THAT YOUR CREAM WHEN THAT GUY BRING, I ASKED AM WHICH KIND CREAM BE THIS, SO HIM SAY E DE CHANGE BLACK TO PINK, SO I COME RUB AM FOR MY NYASH, MY ARMPIT AND THE TIP OF MY P****s, THOSE PLACE Just DE BLACK ANY HOW, AND SILIFATU DE ALWAYS COMPLAIN SAY SHE LIKE RED-HEAD GUYS. NO WORRY SHA, SHIE NA N500 U BUY AM BASE ON SAY NA SMALL CONTAINER E DE, I GO REASON YOU THE MONEY LATER, HOW FAR, CHECK MY NYASH, E DON DE RED SMALL SMALL”?

“Ahhhhhhhh……. OJO! Ahhhhhhh……..”, I cried out…

 

Written by: Salihu Abdulrazaq Adogu

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