Long serving president of Chad, His Excellency Idriss Deby has
OJO vs RAMONI COMEDY SERIES
Oyiza was a lady i knew and we have been talking and chatting for over 5months now even though we’ve not met physically.
It was on a faithful Sunday, she mistook my phone number for her brother’s, despite it was a wrong number, her voice was breath taken, and ever since we’ve been talking. I had misplaced my android phone a week before, i had no android phone, so basically i could neither chat with her or send her my pictures. We call late nights, and sometimes we even talk dirty. All that was left was how we go see and everything will SENDEMENDE, until finally, our dreams came through. Oyiza was supposed to visit her uncle here in Abuja, so we decided to finally meet and put all we’ve been saying over the phone into practice.
OJO was my neighbor, a calm, innocent looking guy. He was very religious and socialized as well that we named him Mali-Santana. I told him about Oyiza, and how I was anxious to finally meet her.
Finally the day came, we setup a date at 10:00am. I dressed my room, wore a nice perfume, and ate a lot of bananas and groundnut. At 10:45am, her call finally came in,
“Hello Ramoni, am at Gwarimpa junction”, her sweet sexy voice said.
“Okay Inya, ma’aveh”, i said and grabbed my car keys.
Just as i was about stepping out of my room, my father called from his chambers, i answered, but unfortunately he needed me to help him type a quotation and it was super urgent. I quickly called on OJO my neighbor, and pleaded that he go to the junction with my phone and my car to pick Oyiza, and that he should please sneak her into my room without anyone knowing, so i can join her as soon as am done. OJO smiled and said “Masha’Allah”! well, he was a jentle and quiet ustaz, so i needed not to worry. OJO took my phone and drove out.
One hour later i no see OJO, 2hrs, 3hrs, 5hrs, no body saw or heard from OJO, my line was switched off, so was He’s. I became worried, At 6:30pm, OJO drove in, he looked so exhausted.
“OJO, umeh musawu zi”, i asked anxiously
“Hmm… Alhamdulillah”, he said “when I got to the junction, i called the number and she picked, but my guy, Onyi ahu onya ovin fa, can u imagine, so i quietly drove past her, cause i knew u go vess if i bring one legged babe come house. But unfortunately for me, on my way back, i go hit one kekenapep man, infact na only God save me today Ramoni”.
I felt pitty for him, and apologised for all the unnecessary stress i put him through just because of a stranger. He returned my phone and went to home
Later that night, as at 11:35pm, a message came into my phone
“IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU AT LAST, I ENJOYED EVRY MOMENT OF THE SEX, ESPECIALLY THE WAY U HUNG MY LEGS, EVEN THOUGH I HATED BEING TAKEN TO A HOTEL, I STILL HAD FUN. RAMONI, OWOZA UVINI OOO…”
Written by: Salihu Abdulrazaq Adogu